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  • user warning: Table './frost@002ddr@002dwww@002dfrostmartinhazel@002dorg/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Having left ourselves with the sum total of a week to organise the main Scout camp of the year, unsurprisingly we then discovered that most of the families couldn’t afford to pay for it at such short notice, so our busy seven days took on a life of their own as we organised a sale of <em>canelones</em> (that’s savoury pancakes if you’re English) in order to fund the camp.&#160; Hence during the 48 hours prior to leaving&#160; we made and stuffed a total of 720 pancakes, which enabled us to reduce the costs for everyone, some kids even went for free, and ironically, we actually had money left over at the end of the camp; an unheard of phenomenon.&#160; </p>\n<p>Last minute complications apart, summer Scout camp in the Daniel Ñañez group follows a beloved and trusty formula; set up tents, make fires, go for walks, swim in river, tie knots, play games, sleep little… And yet, every camp is different; a different site, a different river to swim in, a different sunrise to watch, different dynamics of a different group of kids; even the ones who came last year are a whole year older now, different games, a different campfire, different stories to tell; a whole new adventure waiting to happen….&#160; </p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/CSC_0139.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"CSC_0139\" border=\"0\" alt=\"cooking on open fire\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/CSC_0139_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a>&#160; <a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0037.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0037\" border=\"0\" alt=\"making gadgets\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0037_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a></p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0164.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0164\" border=\"0\" alt=\"running down hill\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0164_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a>&#160; <a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0158_1.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0158\" border=\"0\" alt=\"by the river\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0158_thumb_1.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a></p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0201.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0201\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sunrise over river\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0201_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a>&#160; <a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0213.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0213\" border=\"0\" alt=\"silly faces\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0213_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a></p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0263.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; 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  • user warning: Table './frost@002ddr@002dwww@002dfrostmartinhazel@002dorg/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>For a summary of this week, last week, next week and every week till the end of February, read the last post (sing it as well if you like).&#160; This week’s text-book is citizenship.&#160; I guess “citizenship” is probably essentially code for “government propaganda” in most education systems, but it sure looks starker in a different language and culture.&#160;&#160; </p>\n<p>Other than that, not a lot is new really.&#160; Joni has a cough, Danny has conjunctivitis, both are getting better, and neither seems to be bothered anyway.&#160; This afternoon we ran a few errands on the bike, and rounded the trip off in a different plaza than our usual neighbourhood one in order to take in a handy ice-cream shop on the corner.&#160; Last week we went over to Devoto, one of our favourite places for an afternoon out; half an hour away, it has a big plaza, an ice-cream shop opposite, and a couple of blocks away a biggish duck-pond where we spotted ducks, geese, cormorants, lots of turtles, and a shoal of little fish eating a pipe (or presumably the miniscule algae growing on it).&#160; </p>\n<p>Yesterday we learnt that “some of you may be called to ministry, others might be called to be good family members, and others might be called to be conscientious workers….”.&#160; I’d like to hope that we weren’t really being asked to understand these as mutually exclusive categories…. on the other hand, maybe that’s where I’ve been going wrong.&#160; </p>\n<p>In the mornings summer scheme chugs along. The guy I’ve been partnered with this year I’d previously only ever seen from a distance at the special school, where I had formed the impression that he “doesn’t do a lot”, but having worked with him for a couple of weeks I’m changing my unscientific analysis to “he doesn’t normally find school very motivating”. Certainly things to think about for the next academic year if I can find any way to influence his school context. </p>\n<p>And meanwhile I still have that Scout camp to organise… but hey it’s a whole seven days away, and luckily in Argentina we have elastic time and anything can happen in a week.&#160;&#160;&#160; </p>\n', created = 1328662917, expire = 1328749317, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:f2b9d65fcf059f788f4bfb645eb45bb9' in /home/frostmar/web/drupal/sites/www.frostmartinhazel.org/includes/cache.inc on line 108.
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  • user warning: Table './frost@002ddr@002dwww@002dfrostmartinhazel@002dorg/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>This is me briefly coming up for air to write a blog entry… </p>\n<p>Happy new year world, hope yours was a good one.&#160; We went north and spent a week in the swimming pool with the rest of the Latin Link team (we did some other things too, but the pool is the bit that Joni is still talking about).&#160; </p>\n<p>New Year feels like a long time ago already, I’ve since disappeared into a little vortex.&#160; In the mornings I’m at the disabilities summer scheme (another swimming pool) which keeps me out of the house from 8 till one.&#160; In the afternoons we have a siesta, and then I entertain the kids until they go to bed at nine-thirty or so.&#160; After that I’m filling the evening with secondary school text books; trying to cram into a month and a half what most kids would spread over six years, ready to be examined on it all on an as yet undetermined date at the back end of February.&#160; (Begs the question as to how on earth they normally manage to stretch it out over six years, although I think six weeks is going to be rather tight).</p>\n<p>Somewhere around the edges I’m also trying to clean the house, keep up with the emails and admin, and organise a Scout camp for the 23rd-28th.&#160; Meanwhile, the kids are in bed, a geography textbook awaits, but first I’ve promised Joni a jelly for tomorrow, so let’s go fill the unforgiving minute.&#160;&#160; </p>\n', created = 1328662917, expire = 1328749317, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:cc1081642912fc8f7888ba68f5b7fdc1' in /home/frostmar/web/drupal/sites/www.frostmartinhazel.org/includes/cache.inc on line 108.
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  • user warning: Table './frost@002ddr@002dwww@002dfrostmartinhazel@002dorg/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>A year ago (blog entry <a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/en/content/christmas-argentina-2010\">Christmas 2010</a>) I made a promise to myself that this year we would incorporate some family Christmas traditions, and particularly some that remember why we celebrate the Christmas story.&#160; And so we have.&#160; </p>\n<p>In Argentina Catholic tradition dictates that the Christmas tree goes up on December the 8th, which is apparently the day of the Virgin Mary.&#160; I have no idea what connection she has with Christmas trees, and looking up the origins of Christmas trees suggests that they might be either Catholic or Pagan depending on which legend you believe (In fact about the only thing they couldn’t possibly be is Protestant since they existed before the Reformation).&#160; But anyway Catholics and Protestants alike put up their trees on the 8th of December, and Joni was very excited about ours so up it went.&#160; </p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0014.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0014\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSC_0014\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0014_thumb.jpg\" width=\"164\" height=\"244\" /></a></p>\n<p>We’ve been decorating it ever since, with home-made paper chains, and gingerbread biscuits, and decorations made at school and nursery.&#160; It might be finished in time for New Year or so, but at least some of what’s on there will be storable to give us a head start for next year, and it has kept us entertained for a few afternoons.&#160; </p>\n<p>Under the tree are a couple of Nativity story books, and a wonderful hand-knitted stable scene which I picked up while we were in England.&#160; Stable scenes are unreservedly Catholic here, often dismissed as “idolatry” by Protestants, so I can only assume that the thing that makes Christmas trees “acceptable” is that they might be of Pagan origin(!)&#160; But anyway, we’re foreign so we can pretend not to know the rules, and our Stable scene is fantastic, means that kids can enact the Christmas story without breaking anything.</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0019.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0019\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSC_0019\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0019_thumb.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a>&#160;</p>\n<p>Our has had a couple of additional stuffed dogs added from the toy box for good measure.&#160; And Joni has an interesting take on the Christmas story…. <em>(appears wearing his wellies)</em> <font face=\"Times New Roman\"><strong>I’m Father Christmas</strong></font><em><font face=\"Aharoni\"> </font>(sets out a rug on the floor)</em> <font face=\"Times New Roman\"><strong>and Mary and Joseph have to come to my picnic and get presents…. </strong></font></p>\n<p>Danny meanwhile performed a starring role in our church Nativity, for which most of the minor characters <em>ahem</em>(shepherds and the like… actually anyone except the family) had been replaced by dancing Santas.</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0003_4.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0003\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSC_0003\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0003_thumb_4.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a></p>\n<p>Joni thinks that celebrating Jesus’s birthday is a great idea:&#160; <font face=\"Times New Roman\"><strong>We must have a birthday cake with “tomaties”</strong></font> (that’s smarties to everyone else – ed) <strong><font face=\"Times New Roman\">and a candle and sing Happy Birthday.</font>&#160;</strong>&#160; And so together we made and decorated it.&#160; </p>\n<p><a href=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0012_1.jpg\"><img style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"DSC_0012\" border=\"0\" alt=\"DSC_0012\" src=\"http://www.frostmartinhazel.org/sites/default/files/pictures/blog/DSC_0012_thumb_1.jpg\" width=\"244\" height=\"164\" /></a></p>\n<p>Tomorrow we may go to Mass in the morning (Protestant churches cancel their services if Christmas falls at a weekend).&#160; And between now and then we will shortly be heading for the home of some friends in the adjacent town of Frontera, where we will see in Christmas in time-honoured Argentinean fashion; good liquor, good company, the gentle sizzle of cow on the barbecue, and fireworks at midnight.&#160; </p>\n<p>And a merry blooming Christmas to you too.&#160; Whatever your traditions, whatever your ethnicity, whatever your churchmanship, may we all know something of the real Christ who became flesh and came and dwelt amongst us.&#160; </p>\n', created = 1328662917, expire = 1328749317, headers = '', serialized = 0 WHERE cid = '2:7428d7f1b52a46e05c8202986b7f0870' in /home/frostmar/web/drupal/sites/www.frostmartinhazel.org/includes/cache.inc on line 108.
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  • user warning: Table './frost@002ddr@002dwww@002dfrostmartinhazel@002dorg/cache_filter' is marked as crashed and should be repaired query: UPDATE cache_filter SET data = '<p>Joni and I are both off to school, possibly.&#160; </p>\n<p>Joni technically should start in the official school system this coming March.&#160; Up until now the <em>sala de 4</em> (4 year olds class) has been an optional first year.&#160; The Argentinean government has decided to make it compulsory, starting this year .&#160; Cunningly they haven’t provided any extra classrooms or teachers in San Francisco (I couldn’t say if they’ve resourced it any better anywhere else in the country; quite possibly not), so the last couple of weeks have been a mad scramble for places.&#160; We went into a lottery (literally; raffle tickets in a hat, I was there) for the school we really wanted, but there were only four places vacant as kids with siblings in the school are given priority (one sensible feature at least) so we weren’t in luck there.&#160; Schools are also taking a clear line that there may not be more than 24 children in a sala de 4.&#160; Teachers’ unions are very strong here, they hold the country to ransom at least once per academic year so it goes with the territory that you wouldn’t find a single teacher willing to teach a single child beyond their allotted quota.&#160; In this instance I am more than happy to know that my child isn’t about to be shoe-horned into a group of forty by some cheapskate minister for education, even if it does leave us with a temporary problem (hopefully temporary anyway).&#160; So meanwhile, still lacking a school place, I went trawling around a few other schools in the city until one of the head teachers sent me off (I guess along with several others) to <strike>harangue</strike> put my case to the ministry of education.&#160; </p>\n<p>The <em>inspectora</em> at the ministry of education assured me that no child will be without a place, and she posted me to yet another school which she said would definitely have spare places (it’s the sink school, everyone’s last resort).&#160; It wouldn’t have been my first choice (or even my fifth) but a place is a place and if there was one up for grabs…&#160; However; “I have no idea why she thinks I have room… I have space for 24 children in the <em>sala de 4,</em> and I already have forty signed up so that’s sixteen going on the waiting list…”&#160; I make a quick check out of another school for good measure but the same story; if even sink schools are operating waiting lists then there really are no places to be had.&#160; Back to the <em>inspectora –</em> this time I ran into a few other parents of 4 year olds queuing to see her,&#160; apparently some are even gearing up for court battles to get their children in&#160; <em>-</em> she appears to be oblivious to unfolding chaos and expresses surprise that there were no spare spaces at the school she had sent me too.&#160; We’ve just had elections here this year, a lot of these appointments are “rewards” to friends and family of people who were elected, I’m beginning to suspect that the <em>inspectora</em> may be one of them.&#160; <em>(I wrote this piece yesterday and today I found out I am correct in that supposition; no great surprise there).</em>&#160; However, she does reiterate that no child will remain outside the system and suggests that they will probably be opening some new salas de 4 in February for the new academic year in March.&#160; And if nothing else she is in no doubt that I will be banging on her door several times a week from February onwards along with a few dozen others by all accounts.&#160; To be honest Joni is four years old, if he spent another year at nursery I don’t think it would jeopardise his chances of getting to university, so we are fairly philosophical about the whole thing and certainly not about to fight it out in court; it is just one of those “authentically Argentinean” experiences and in any case we’re only in December; really absolutely anything could happen between now and March.&#160;&#160; </p>\n<p>I meanwhile as part of my “having-my-qualifications-validated-in order-to-be-able-to-work-in-Argentina” saga, have to revalidate my secondary school education as punishment for originating in a country which doesn’t have an agreement with Argentina.&#160; The ministry of education (seen a lot of them of late with one thing and another) have allocated me to a secondary school.&#160; In between everything they have come up with a fairly sensible plan in that instead of having to repeat my entire secondary education, they propose to devise an exam incorporating the specifically Argentinean aspects of the curriculum in four subjects; history, geography, citizenship and language.&#160; I already met the geography teacher; we had a good chat about physical features of Argentina, agricultural production, climate regions, principle rivers… luckily I like geography.&#160; The language curriculum is a bit of a puzzle to me… it is really language and literature.&#160; There is a lot of grammar, most of which I haven’t a clue about so I’m going to have to put in some legwork on that front before February.&#160; But my real question is about the literature.&#160; This is an “Argentina-specific” exam designed to add the Argentinean element to the education I have already completed.&#160; 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Thu, 08/27/2009 - 19:42 — Hazel Frost

Remember those games where you have to change one word into another; slug becomes frog in three steps that kind of thing? Well, here, Winter became Summer in about the same amount of time.

On Monday morning we set out for pre-school wearing a T-shirt, a jumper and a coat.
On Tuesday morning we set out for pre-school wearing a T-shirt and a jumper.
On Wednesday morning we set out for pre-school wearing a T-shirt and a thin top.
On Thursday morning we set out for pre-school wearing a T-shirt.

It may be best if we didn't leave the house on Friday.

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Sat, 08/29/2009 - 12:35 — Dean (not verified)

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I trust you were wearing trousers, shorts or skirt on the lower half ;-)

We too can see signs of spring, we're bound to have one more cold snap but the worst of winter is thankfully over.

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